Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 20:08:31 -0500
Subject: What NOT to do in Milwaukee


Advice for Tourists:

Don't run around with your pants around your ankles.
Don't die. Don't even get sick.
Don't drink the water.
Don't be rude.
Don't ask too many questions.
Don't drink any cocktails with names like "Gay Episcopalian".
Don't mention the War.
Don't mention gay marriage, Canada, the War, the plunder of the weak, 
or Personal Political Responsibility.
Don't have coloured skin, or speak a language other than English. Or: 
Don't have white (pink) skin.
Don't have a clue about Canadian Football.


I'm sure I'm missing a couple....


b


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